Scent Of A Woman

[MichaelGarrison]

When a woman wears leather clothing,
a man's heart beats quicker, his
throat gets dry, he goes weak in the
knees and he begins to think irrationally.
Ever wonder why?





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Because she smells like a new truck.

[Rick]

I like that!!!:ROLL:

[Mike Atwood]

:LAUGH: :TU: I was waiting for a "visual aid" when I scrolled down......... That's a good one!!!

Mike

[Greg Schmelzer]

Thanks, Mike. I loved it!!! Needed that to start the day. Going back to bed now. another 16 hour shift tonight.

[70 gsconvt]

I don't get it??? My truck has a cloth interior!!:T: :SPANK:

[tufbuick]

I don't get it??? My truck has a cloth interior!!:T: :SPANK:

Granny mothball smell Phil ??? :LAUGH: :LAUGH: :LAUGH:

Ron

[Eric Schmelzer]

How's this for scent of a woman!
http://media.putfile.com/Paris--Farton

:LAUGH:

Popcorn farts.

[70 Skylark Conv]

So is the wife getting leather for Christmas or are you getting a new truck??? :TH:

[MichaelGarrison]

So is the wife getting leather for Christmas :TH:


She dont want THAT kind of excitement!!!:ROLL:

[Rick]

So is the wife getting leather for Christmas or are you getting a new truck??? :TH:


No Dee, Mike's getting the tight leather pants and Cindy's getting the new truck:LAUGH: :LAUGH:

Mike in leather?:DOU: :GT:

[tufbuick]

We are all chipping in to buy you these for Christmas Mike, under one condition,
that you promise to always wear your jeans with your leather chaps !!! :LAUGH: :LAUGH: :LAUGH:

[Mike Atwood]

Hmmm....I am trying to paint a mental image of Mr Garrison in leather.....



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[MichaelGarrison]

I think Ron has his mind on this










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[Dick Simmons]

OH MY LORDY....my Christmas present arrived early !!! :YA: :YA: :YA:

DICK

[70 Skylark Conv]

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Please don't do this to a girl that hasn't had a man around in a while!!!!! Way too much excitement and way too much let down!!!! :CRAP:

I was just hoping to catch Santa coming down the chimney! He'd be getting more than cookies and milk this year from me!!! :WOW:

[Annie Oakley]

Hey, Dee! If the original theory is correct (men like us to smell like the inside of a new truck) maybe we should stop buying that expensive perfume and start using Armor-All.

Or even WD-40!

They make cans of "New car smell" too!

Must be what we're doing wrong. Ditch the Chanel No. 5 and start using Liquid Wrench? Penetrating oil? Tranny fluid? Turtle Wax? Mequiar's?

And why did you get all excited about that pic of a man's brain??:PUZ:

[70 Skylark Conv]

Hey, Dee! If the original theory is correct (men like us to smell like the inside of a new truck) maybe we should stop buying that expensive perfume and start using Armor-All.

Or even WD-40!

They make cans of "New car smell" too!

Must be what we're doing wrong. Ditch the Chanel No. 5 and start using Liquid Wrench? Penetrating oil? Tranny fluid? Turtle Wax? Mequiar's?

And why did you get all excited about that pic of a man's brain??:PUZ:

I keep a little bottle of "New Car Smell" in my GS and spray it on before I get to the races. It kind of smells like leather, so always thought it would attract men. Hasn't worked yet. :RANT:

Brain? That's where a man hides it? :PANTS:

PS Is it just me, or does it look like all the guys are standing quite a ways from me? Maybe the New Car Smell isn't working. :DOU:

[Annie Oakley]

PS Is it just me, or does it look like all the guys are standing quite a ways from me? Maybe the New Car Smell isn't working. :DOU:

Maybe they don't want to get new car smell on them and have to explain it to the wife/girlfriend when they get home:

"No, honey, really, I was just looking at the new car" or "it was BillyBob's new car and I had to sit in it, just to be friendly", etc.

I noticed that you are the only one smart enough to be sitting!:YA: Looks like they are all standing around airing out their "brains"! [ducks for cover]

[70 Skylark Conv]

Maybe they don't want to get new car smell on them and have to explain it to the wife/girlfriend when they get home:

"No, honey, really, I was just looking at the new car" or "it was BillyBob's new car and I had to sit in it, just to be friendly", etc.

I noticed that you are the only one smart enough to be sitting!:YA: Looks like they are all standing around airing out their "brains"! [ducks for cover]

At least he wouldn't smell sweet and perfumy like a woman!

I just happened to be parked and have my stuff right next to the trailer that someone was speaking from. Notice my orange jack handle nicely centered in the picture? Plus, I'm always parked next to the Frank's cooker (not shown in picture).

[jamyers]

...Must be what we're doing wrong. Ditch the Chanel No. 5 and start using Liquid Wrench? Penetrating oil? Tranny fluid? Turtle Wax? Mequiar's?...
Nope, go straight to the good stuff - used 80-90W gear lube, the most powerful aphrodisiac known to man. (Beer would be #2...)

Think I'm kidding? Next Buick Gathering, pour some all over the front of your shirt and see what happens. :BROW:

:ROLL:

[70 Skylark Conv]

Nope, go straight to the good stuff - used 80-90W gear lube, the most powerful aphrodisiac known to man. (Beer would be #2...)

Think I'm kidding? Next Buick Gathering, pour some all over the front of your shirt and see what happens. :BROW:

:ROLL:

Okay, done that at the last 2 (maybe 3) Temple races because my rear end (on the car) keeps leaking. I always seem to get it all over me while I'm changing wheels. Do you see anyone in the picture I posted getting a little close to enjoy the aroma of gear lube? Noooooo! :RANT: :RANT: :RANT: :RANT:

Tried beer at Noble in October, no luck. :CRAP:

[JERKYBOY]

Leather, forget leather. What turns me on is when a woman smells like BEEF JERKY !

JERKYBOY

[70 Skylark Conv]

Leather, forget leather. What turns me on is when a woman smells like BEEF JERKY !

JERKYBOY

Okay BEEFBOY, come clean and give us your real name. I'm calling you out! Looks like you signed up just to post one post as JERKYBOY! :TH: :LAUGH:

[JERKYBOY]

The only way you'll find out who I am is if you come to the '06 BPG Nationals this year and look for the guy with a stick of BEEFJERKY pirched upon each ear.

Use your nose and when you get that unforgetable whiff of JERKY, just yell out............................................... ..............

"IT'S BEEF JERKY TIME"and see who comes a runnin' ! You like Jerky too..............NO ?

See you then,
JERKYBOY

[70 Skylark Conv]

The only way you'll find out who I am is if you come to the '06 BPG Nationals this year and look for the guy with a stick of BEEFJERKY pirched upon each ear.

Use your nose and when you get that unforgetable whiff of JERKY, just yell out............................................... ..............

"IT'S BEEF JERKY TIME"and see who comes a runnin' ! You like Jerky too..............NO ?

See you then,
JERKYBOY

Yeah, that's what I thought!!! :DOU: :PUZ: :DOU:

Yep, I like beef jerky, buffalo jerky, etc., just as long as it's not "man" jerky. No funny stuff!!!! :ROLL:

When are the Nats?

[Annie Oakley]

AUGUST 10-13, 2006 - SALEM!!

YeeHaw! I'll probably be completely disabled by then (judging from my surgeon's plans) and will have to hire somebody to drag me down there and pysh my wheelchair around - BUT, I plan on being there. Hope you can make it and we can gang up!

Maybe we should bring some of this?

[71stage1conv]

10th thru 13th, so I'll be there Wed the 9th.:LAUGH:

Oh and Annie, probably not a good idea to mention trying on "Penetrating oil" or "Tranny fluid" around this crew!:WOW: :TU: :LAUGH:

And I didn't even know those types had their own special fluild.:DOU: Ok, I'll shut up now...:WINK:

[Annie Oakley]

10th thru 13th, so I'll be there Wed the 9th.:LAUGH:

Oh and Annie, probably not a good idea to mention trying on "Penetrating oil" or "Tranny fluid" around this crew!:WOW: :TU: :LAUGH:

And I didn't even know those types had their own special fluild.:DOU: Ok, I'll shut up now...:WINK:
OH, MY!! :WOW: Such a dirty mind........














......I like it!!:TU: I thought it was only me:LAUGH:

[70 Skylark Conv]

AUGUST 10-13, 2006 - SALEM!!

YeeHaw! I'll probably be completely disabled by then (judging from my surgeon's plans) and will have to hire somebody to drag me down there and pysh my wheelchair around - BUT, I plan on being there. Hope you can make it and we can gang up!

Maybe we should bring some of this?

This is going to sound really stupid, but where is Salem (like what state?). I'm blonde so I'm allowed to ask stupid questions.

Tell the surgeon to take it easy on you because you will have to be running from the men smelling like deer scent. With that on, you'll have no problem finding some bucks to push you around (and whatever else). :WOW:

I'm using axle grease and beer! :TU:

I've got to find a good used car so I can make it up to wherever Salem is located. Won't be driving either of the Buicks.

[Nicholas Sloop]

This is going to sound really stupid, but where is Salem (like what state?). I'm blonde so I'm allowed to ask stupid questions.



That would be Ohio, my dear. Up for a drive? If you go, I'll follow and provide roadside assistance, since I know you don't like driving alone.

(added in edit: I just saw you ruled out driving a Buick, so, offer rescinded! :PANTS: )

[71stage1conv]

An 30 minutes from Cleveland's airport (Ohio).:TU:

[tufbuick]

what the hell is goin' on here............................

Beef Jerky

Axle Grease

Tranny Fluid

Beer

Farts

Penetrating Oil

and Doe Urine

.............the only thing this reminds me of is..........YARDLEYS BREATH !!!

:PANTS: MOON' :PANTS:

[70 Skylark Conv]

That would be Ohio, my dear. Up for a drive? If you go, I'll follow and provide roadside assistance, since I know you don't like driving alone.

(added in edit: I just saw you ruled out driving a Buick, so, offer rescinded! :PANTS: )

Ohio! Where is that!!???!!!!:DOU:

I can't afford to drive one of the Buicks. I'm in the process of looking for a good used car reasonably priced so I wouldn't have to have roadside assistance (hopefully). Still don't like to drive alone.

I've given up on the Super Coupe (daily driver). Think it's time to tow it away and I'm not putting the miles on the TA.

[Nicholas Sloop]

Dee
I know the feeling. Working on replacing a head gasket on my 92 Civic. I do a couple of hours of work a day, and get what should take 15 minutes accomplished!!! :RANT:

...all while the GS sits in the driveway...

[Annie Oakley]

This is going to sound really stupid, but where is Salem (like what state?). I'm blonde so I'm allowed to ask stupid questions.

Tell the surgeon to take it easy on you because you will have to be running from the men smelling like deer scent. With that on, you'll have no problem finding some bucks to push you around (and whatever else). :WOW:

I'm using axle grease and beer! :TU:

I've got to find a good used car so I can make it up to wherever Salem is located. Won't be driving either of the Buicks.
Well, the surgeon's got 2 arms that need fixed, he's talking about the right elbow replacement happening asap. I'll know the end of Jan. Of course, the insurance comp is already setting up to deny it as it may not be 'reasonable'. That could end up being a few month adventure!

The way my luck goes, I'd use the doe scent and actually get attacked by a deer! Like that home video! On second thought, I'm just giving up on hooking up altogether. I'm going to concentrate on my cat-collecting and developing my eccentricities, because I'm going to end up being "that weird old lady down the road with all the cats", "don't go down there, she eats children", etc.

What the heck was the original point of this thread anyway?
(see, I'm already working on the senility and alzheimer's!)