How do you become a member

[gbsean]

of the N.E. Mafia.....inquireing minds want to know.....:LAUGH:

[tufbuick]

#1-You must be sworn never drive anything but a Buick :YA:

#2-You must endure a 500 mile roadtrip with one of our notorious chatty members without losing your mind :CRAP:

#3-You must be able to unscrew a hot sparkplug with your bare hands :DOU:

#4-You will be required to rebuild a transmission in the bathtub of your motel room (blindfolded) :TH:

#5-You will be required to hang out in a motel parking lot 'till the sun comes up :SL:

#6-You are required to drive any member who is hammered back to his motel room (leaving him on the side of the road because he threw up in your car is a no-no) :PUZ:

#7-You must volunteer for a beer run once a year (you pay) :GT:

#8-You must loan any part off your car to a member who is in the finals at the track :WOW:

#9-You have to eat at the "GOLDEN TROUGH" with the club (no excuses) :BORING:

#10-You must allow the Wizzard to check the timing on your car (even if you know it's dead nuts on) :TU:

#11-You must not question anything the Heckler says or does :PUZ:

#12-You must not let Sr. drive your show car to accept a trophy on your behalf :T:

#13-You must not complain when your motel has no towels for you room (see me for a fresh towel) :PANTS:

#14-You must be able to endure a Carl Ryclick handshake without screaming for your mooooooommy :RANT:

#15-You must refraine from "HAND FIRING" when sharing a motel room with another member :BLAST:

#16-You must be cordial to any Outsider who wishes to experiance the N.E. Mafia :BEERS:

#17-Anything you see or hear stays within the N.E. Mafia :SPANK:

[Joe65Skylark GS]

I like #14.:ROLL:

[Brad Conley]

That is the funniest stuff I've read in a long time...ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!

[John Csordas]

Don't encourage him Brad:T:

[GKsGS400]

18. You must be able to change your torgue converter on the trailer at the track in under 1hr just to try it and see if you pick up 5 hundreths.

[dcm422]

#14

a true test.

[gbsean]

well I can comply with all but

#15-You must refraine from "HAND FIRING" when sharing a motel room with another member

[buickwagon]

Nicely done, Moon.:TU:

I'd like to say I've experienced or witnessed all of them, but I'm not owning up to that!:LAUGH:

[69GS400s]

19. You must endure more ball busting than a zit-faced, squeeky-voiced, red-headed step child receives through adolesance ... and learn to give it back two-fold

20. You HAVE to listen to hours and hours of how Uber-Fast Mooney's car is yet realize you will NEVER see it proven on the track :WOW::HI:

21. At least once, you MUST kiss Bruno's ring ... just because he truely is The King :BEERS:

[tufbuick]

Re:#20-How many times do I have to tell ya....NASTY'S only a high 14 second car !!! :LAUGH: :LAUGH: :LAUGH:

*I think my ELECTRA could kick Nasty's butt !!!