So, how do I break the news to the wife that the car is done (more importantly the bill is due)?
10.) You know you wanted it painted (all purdy) more than I did.
9.) I'm telling you I promiss I'll find a job soon, it has only been 2 months, and besides I have finally fixed all the broken stuff around the house.
3.) The week of the BPG is your favorite time of year (because you know I won't be around all week).
2.) Honey, look at what I got ya for Christmas (but you ain't allowed to drive it).
1.) I told you to let me send them some NAKED picts of you. It could have saved us a lot of money. Maybe it is NOT too late?
I have go get another beer, feel free make suggestions...